Subconscious Premeditated Rambling
(Thievery Corporation - Lebanese Blonde)

I was so surprised to see my grape stem tree still alive this morning. I gave it some water today because the play-doh base was drying out. I hope it lasts through this upcoming weekend.

You know what would be great? If the stem magically sprouted like Jack’s bean stalk over the weekend and I walked into the office to see a tree growing up from my desk, through the skylight above me and up through the clouds.

I probably wouldn’t climb it though knowing that there would be some man-eating giant up in the clouds waiting for me. Even the gold-laying goose couldn’t entice me. I think gold is sort of going out of style these days anyhow. Last I heard girls were looking for platinum engagement rings. I wonder if this is due to inflation.
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Someone at my company’s head office won the powerball $97 million lottery last week. One of my housemates from university won a $1 million lottery the a few years ago. What does this all mean?

1) You should aspire to know me because people who know me win the lottery.
2) I will never win the lottery because you assholes keep winning it.